MAC USER BEING HAPPY WITH THEIR MAC:
Mac: My iMac does what I need it to do in a way that satisfies me.
PC: Your computer sucks cuz it’s a Mac.
Mac: It meets my needs and it does it quite well.
PC: How does Steve Jobs ghost-cock taste, loser?
Mac: I’m just saying I don’t have issues with viruses or slow-down problems.
PC: Retarded fanboy douche-queer.
Mac: The last time I owned a PC it was obsolete and unusable within two years.
PC: FUCK YOU CULTIST!
Mac: I like my Apple product. That in no way means you have to get one if you don’t want to.
PC: FUCK YOU ADDITIONAL TIMES!
MAC USER BEING HAPPY WITH THEIR iPHONE
Mac: My iPhone has served me very well.
PC: Too bad it sucks at making phone calls.
Mac: Actually I’ve had no trouble with that.
PC: No, it sucks.
Mac: But it makes and receives calls just fine.
PC: Nope! Totally sucks.
Mac: …………not really, no. It is a genuinely working phone.
PC: FUCK YOU FANBOY!
PC USER BEING HAPPY WITH THEIR PC
PC: My PC is badass. It plays all the games I want it to.
Mac: Awesome. I’m sincerely happy you are happy.