Realistic-sounding Mac vs. PC debates.

MAC USER BEING HAPPY WITH THEIR MAC:

Mac: My iMac does what I need it to do in a way that satisfies me.

PC: Your computer sucks cuz it’s a Mac.

Mac: It meets my needs and it does it quite well.

PC: How does Steve Jobs ghost-cock taste, loser?

Mac: I’m just saying I don’t have issues with viruses or slow-down problems.

PC: Retarded fanboy douche-queer.

Mac: The last time I owned a PC it was obsolete and unusable within two years.

PC: FUCK YOU CULTIST!

Mac: I like my Apple product.  That in no way means you have to get one if you don’t want to.

PC: FUCK YOU ADDITIONAL TIMES!

 

MAC USER BEING HAPPY WITH THEIR iPHONE

Mac: My iPhone has served me very well.

PC: Too bad it sucks at making phone calls.

Mac: Actually I’ve had no trouble with that.

PC: No, it sucks.

Mac: But it makes and receives calls just fine.

PC: Nope! Totally sucks.

Mac: …………not really, no. It is a genuinely working phone.

PC: FUCK YOU FANBOY!

 

PC USER BEING HAPPY WITH THEIR PC

PC: My PC is badass.  It plays all the games I want it to.

Mac: Awesome.  I’m sincerely happy you are happy.

 

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