Every Time I Close My Eyes

I imagine these being Andy Rooney’s final words.

Ghetto Rooney

In my defense, I made this the day after he died, but posted it somewhere else.  Now it is here too.

That sounds way more ghoulish than it did in my head.


2 thoughts on “Every Time I Close My Eyes

    1. Hopefully it is still marginally funny without knowing who he was. However, in case you are curious, his Wikipedia article is HERE.

      The short version is he was an American writer for radio and television who, in later years, was viewed by pop culture as “some old guy who complains about stuff on 60 Minutes.” I suspect he never uttered the words Peace Out, Motherfuckers in his entire life.


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