- Sergeant Panty Bunch
- Cleveland’s Teamer
- Porn Master
- Herald of Hemp
- The Bargainator
- Better-Than-Cops Man
- The Decider
- Twat Titan
- Mooch Man
- The Loafer
- Nigger
- Captain Crap-Ton
- Captain Indifference
- Captain Saunter
- Captain Stub-Toe
- Doctor Petrified Bull Penis
- Knee-Replacement Man
- The Splotch
- Corporal Killable
- Dangly Balls
- Waddler
- Professor Lazy
- Restless Leg
- Rag Tag Fag Hag
- Corpse-Fucker
- Jeremy
- Mr. Dominatrix
- Doctor Fart