T-Shirt Contest

So I entered a T-shirt design contest.  The winners are chosen by the number of votes their designs receive.  The winner(s) receive a cash prize, and likely their design on a t-shirt that people can actually buy and wear!  In public and shit!  It’s rather amazing!  And oh yeah…it’s a Star Trek design contest.

Here’s the thing; I don’t have many friends, and could use some help with the whole ‘getting votes’ thing.  I am including links to all five of my designs, and would love some votes to help me out.

Mirror

 

 

 

 

 

 

Section 31

 

 

 

 

 

Symbiote

 

 

 

 

 

Sto-Vo-Kor

 

 

 

 

 

Enterprise

 

Dark Side of the Trek

I prepared this image for a tshirt design contest online, but the day I logged on to submit the design, I found a virtually identical design had been submitted that very morning.  I don’t feel right submitting it now, so I will post mine here instead.  Next time, I will not delay my submissions!

Starfleet, get away. Get a good job with more pay. And Make It So.

Did you know…(Part 2: Stonehenge)

DID YOU KNOW…

…that dealing a hand of poker in Stonehenge will guarantee the dealer one (1) royal flush in every casino he ever visits?

…that being killed in Stonehenge while singing will cause you to reincarnate in the body of a former American Idol champion?

…that if a man achieves an erection while in Stonehenge he gains the ability to climax at will for the rest of his life?

…that five (5) Thalidomide Babies riding five (5) unicorns into Stonehenge will reboot the Earth?

…that Clay Aiken can often be found in Stonehenge singing requests for people to murder him?

…that burying the ashes of Gene Roddenberry in Stonehenge will turn all the triptychs into Guardians of Forever? (not a Star Trek fan? Look it up.)

…that five (5) Thalidomide Babies riding five (5) griffons into Stonehenge will reverse the direction of Earth’s rotation?

…that if a survivor of Hiroshima rides a pegasus into Stonehenge, then kills himself, Stonehenge will supply unlimited energy to the planet forever?

…that burying the frozen head of Walt Disney in Stonehenge will cause every nation’s capital to collapse into dust, and a Disney Magical Kingdom to rise from the rubble?

Geek Tweaking my iPhone

The first thing I did when I purchased my iPhone last year was, obviously, “slide to unlock.”  That was when I saw a great opportunity to add some geeky customization to the lock screen and home screen.  Would others be able to see it?  Only when I hold my phone out to them and say “hey, check out this cool thing I did.  No, I don’t have a girlfriend.  Why do you ask?”

Here are a few of the lock/home screen pairs I made up.  Next post will show some more, all made when I was watching all three Stargate television series in order.  Why do you keep asking if I have a girlfriend or not?

Yup, that's my eye

 

The Last Starfighter

Why is this not a real iPhone function?

Honest, I kinda creeped myself out with this one.

My favorite Alignment Chart to date.

Wanderers of the internet come across these quite often.  This one resonates with me quite a bit.

Aligned for Wonderfulness